Mom and Dad

Barb Phillips

Lila Ashby

Arlyn Fisk

Stan Fisk

Mike Preslar

Debbie Tarr

Randy Ashby

Jerry Ashby

Danny Ashby

Jack Ashby

Dale Fisk

Dana Kellerman

Venus Zook

Mandy Miller

Sweet Evie

Luna Belle

Onion Soup


Odds & Ends

Trivial Stuff

A Poem For Computer Users Over 40

A computer was something on TV 
From a science fiction show of note 
A window was something you hated to clean 
And ram was the cousin of a goat. 
Meg was the name of my girlfriend 
And gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things 
And that really mega bytes. 
An application was for employment 
A program was a TV show 
A cursor used profanity 
A keyboard was a piano. 
Memory was something that you lost with age 
A CD was a bank account 
And if you had a 3.5-inch floppy 
You hoped nobody found out. 
Compress was something you did to the garbage 
Not something you did to a file 
And if you unzipped anything in public 
You'd be in jail for a while. 
Log on was adding wood to the fire 
Hard drive was a long trip on the road 
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived 
And a backup happened to your commode. 
Cut you did with a pocket knife 
Paste you did with glue 
A web was a spider's home 
And a virus was the flu. 
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head 
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash 
But when it happens they wish they were dead. 

--Author Unknown