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This is from a contest in Oxnard, California. One of the requirements was to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:

 Entry #1:

 There once was a gal named Lewinsky
 Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 On this flute made of beef
 That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

 Entry #2:

 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
 We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
 Since you look such a mess,
 Use the hem of your dress
 And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

 Entry #3:

 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
 What Kaczynski must surely have known:
 That an intern is better
 Than a bomb in a letter
 Given the choice of how to be blown.