Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception. (Yea December)
Q. What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to count until you found the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.
Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey.
Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day.
Q. What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
Did you know...
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear and smell better.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska.
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven $6,400
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour is 61,000.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history
Spades - King David;
Clubs - Alexander the Great;
Hearts -Charlemagne;
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result
of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the
ground, the person died of natural causes.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed
on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming
their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before
being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "The whole 9 yards."
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your
wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL)
are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.
The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague.
Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey"). The sores would smell
very badly so common folks would put flowers on their
bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the
smell of the sores ("a pocket full of posies"). furthermore,
people who died from the plague would be burned so as to
reduce the possible spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all
fall down").
